WWE Fastlane is rapidly approaching and I should be hyped… but i’m not. The PPV which is the last Smackdown branded PPV before Wrestlemania 34, should be doing its utmost to get me excited for Mania… but it just isn’t. The card feels like it’s full of filler, the storylines don’t feel to be progressing and the card makes me worry for Mania. In this weeks post I will provide my predictions on who I think will win each match and how I predict the card will go down.
Beckly Lynch and Naomi vs Natayla and Carmella
Well talk about bland. As if we haven’t seen enough random mixtures of women fighting in tag matches. This match feels like lazy booking, it feels like the WWE are padding out the card as the runtime was too short. I don’t wish to come accross like I feel Lynch, Naomi, Nattie and Carmella aren’t amazing wrestlers (they are!), it’s just that this is a match we’d see (and will see many more times) on a standard episode of Smackdown. There’s no real point to this and I doubt many will really care who walks away with the win.
Prediction: I think this match will go on first and to hype up the crowd I expect the face team to win.
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Rusev
I’m so torn about this match. On the one hand I am extatic that finally Rusev is getting some big matches and will hopefully be elevated beyond mid-card hell. I am confident that he’ll put on a great match with Nakamura but at the same time I know Nakamura will win convincingly. With Mania around the corner and the dream booking of Royal Rumble winner Shinsuke Nakamura taking on AJ Styles, I am confident that the WWE would not compromise that matches momentum by allowing Rusev to pick up the win. I just hope that they at least let the Bulgarian Brute look decent.
Prediction: Shinsuke will win clean.
The Usos vs The New Day
Oh come on again?!?! How far we have fallen from the start of the brand split in regards to the tag team division. Both shows seem to have extremely dull tag scenes that force the same two or three teams to fight each other over and over and over. How many times can we see the Usos vs the New Day or the Bar vs The Miztourage. Please WWE give us something else. Where are Breezeango? I’d love to see them being given a title shot. I expect the winner of this match to finally end this feud and go on to fight the Bludgeon brothers at Mania. However something tells me to expect the ulta fabulous exciting 79th rematch between The Usos and The New Day…
Prediction: The New Day
Charlotte Flair vs Ruby Riott
One of the main issues I find with PPV’s this close to the big 5 is that I am confident no big changes will occur. Ruby Riott has breathed a breath of fresh air into the Smackdown womens division and I quite like the idea of a womens only faction using domination and fear to put the division on notice (although I do admit it was odd to debut the Riott squad and Absolution at the same time) I’d love to see Ruby take the belt and lead a chaotic reign over the division with a storyline involving another member of the squad stabbing her in the back to win the title. Alas I don’t expect Charlotte to drop the belt. Charlotte is a big draw and they will want her in a big match at Mania involving Asuka, which is seeming likely.
Prediction: Charlotte wins
Bobby Roode vs Randy Orton
This one is hard to call. While Roodes reign has been rather dull and uneventful, I did expect him to retain until Mania and defend against Jinder mahal in a losing effort (I imagine Vince flipping off all the fans as Jinder lifts the belt up). However you can never count out Orton. Randy can seemingly slot himself into a storyline he hasn’t been involved in and win big at the last moment. I mean who expected him to win the 2017 Royal Rumble? This one will be a close affair.
Prediction: Bobby Roode… maybe
AJ Styles vs John Cena vs Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn vs Baron corbin vs Dolph Ziggler
The winner of this match is the fans. I couldn’t ask for 6 more entertaining men to fight in the ring. When people speak of the Smackdown 6 of old, I do feel we can make a strong claim for each member of this match to be the modern reincarnation. Everyman in the ring (bar potentially Corbin) has a strong claim on the belt and large chunk of the audience begging for them to win it. AJ vs Shinsuke would be the dream match at Mania 34, so AJ retaining would of course be golden. Kevin Owens has proved he can work a title and be a phenomenal champion while he was on Raw, I don’t expect a reign with the SD title to be any different. Poor beltless Sami is surely ready for a world title run soon right? Tied in with a backstab story against Kevin, it’d be golden. Ziggler is so underrated right now, his character work is golden, his in-ring work top tier and I feel a world title run would go so well with his arrogant i’m better than you gimmick. Corbin i’d argue isn’t ready to hold the World title and would at best be a placeholder before someone quickly took it back. Then we get on to John Cena. Cena is an odd one (especially considering he was involved in essentially this same match during the Elimination Chamber 2 weeks ago with the Raw roster). I feel that Cena beating Ric Flairs world record for title runs will become one of the main storylines within the WWE very soon. I just don’t know if they’ll use it yet. There’d be very little build up time for Mania and additionally i’m not sure many of the fans want Cena vs Nakamura… although when have WWE cared what we want?
Prediction: AJ retains